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Set it on the desk and the next person who replies-all asks where you got it. Full-wrap funeral procession: office workers carry a coffin of stacked manila folders past a tombstone reading 'PER MY LAST EMAIL · 1995–2026 · R.I.P. · NEVER REPLIED'.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Material: 11oz glossy white ceramic, classic C-handle\u003cbr\u003e- Print: Dye-sublimation, won't fade\u003cbr\u003e- Care: Microwave- and dishwasher-safe\u003cbr\u003e- Style: Full wraparound print, single continuous artwork\u003cbr\u003e- Made: Print-on-demand, ships in 2–5 days\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePrint-on-demand · Ships worldwide · No overproduction · Made-to-order","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ White","offer_id":47979671879834,"sku":"15761551654272031147","price":19.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/5088\/8090\/files\/corporate-npc-mug-per-my-last-email-funny-office-humor-gift.webp?v=1778085949"},{"product_id":"corporate-npc-mug-funny-did-you-get-my-email-voodoo-office-humor-coworker-gag-gift-per-my-last-email-meme","title":"Corporate NPC Mug, Funny Did You Get My Email Voodoo Office Humor, Coworker Gag Gift, Per My Last Email Meme","description":"Greg has earned this Corporate NPC mug; your HR knows it. Becomes evidence on the desk, in the office, that you've stopped offering soft replies. 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The eyes are not. Wear it the day someone asks if you have a quick five minutes. 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