Socrates Throwing Yams Merch

A skeleton walks into ancient Greece, gets cornered by Socrates, and is asked what justice means for four hours. The Socrates Skeleton meme started on Reels in early 2026 and now lives rent-free in the philosophy-major group chat. This collection is the wearable archive: the throwing-yams hero tee, the I-don't-know-bro deadpan, the two-panel mug. Built for people who took one ethics class and have never recovered, and for the friend who keeps citing the Republic at brunch.